MOTB; Boho Blabber; Outfit Haul

Afternoon, Lovies.

I'll try and not make this post a depressing one like the previous post. I've also noticed a lot of typos that need fixing up, so excuse those for now.

Hope you are all in the best health and in a beautiful state of happiness and joy.
Starting off with MOT:

Outfit includes:
-Weird coloured shirt. I swear it changes colour every Day, no joke. I bought it a Rose colour, then it turned a gone-off Brown, then a pale Grey...? Yeah, but I still Love it and I bought it from H&M
-Black Skinnies from River Island
-Brown laced Heels from Clarks
-And the most beautiful purse on this planet. It's prettier than all of yours, I'll bet on it.

No seriously, I Love this Purse so much. It's just. So. Me! When I first laid eyes on it a felt a heart attack coming on. I was like: "No way, this is the perfect purse!" (British meaning of purse, by the way, not the American meaning).
It was pricey for a purse, but it's so worth it and I do not have any regrets. And you can easily guess where I bought it from. Mhmm... Accessorize! Oh how I would Love to marry you, Accessorize.

Okay, so you will not believe what happened to me yesterday when I went into Boots to see my Optometris. I was wearing a maxi dress that I was planning to take a picture of for you Lovely lot, but I couldn't. Want to know why? Simply because it got stuck in the escalator. Like stuck stuck. The escalator was still moving and I couldn't budge. And people here are so not nice. They were going down the escalator as if I wasn't even there helplessly tugging and pulling at my dress! Until a whole load of Staff came rushing by asking if I was okay, still with my dress stuck in the escalator. They had to stop the escalator and the worst part... Cut off my dress. And the weird part was I was more worried about the escalator more than anything else. I mean,I freaking broke them! Obviously I was clever enough to stay away from them and use the stairs the whole Day.
*sobs* And no, it couldn't have happened at the end of the day, could it? It had to happen at the beginning of my shopping spree. So I was walking around town with half my dress gone! Until, I bought an outfit, that is:

This gorgeous over sized Tee that I absolutely Love the material of. Close up:

It has that "It's-just-come-out-of-the-wash" effect and I know there's a name for it but I can't think right now. Maybe tell me it in the comments section below?

These will, for sure, be my favourite shorts for a while. I just knew it as soon as I put them on.

So that was my drama that happened in town yesterday. Absolutely embarrassing. Oh, and if you decide to come down to Birmingham and go to the Boots in High Street, you'll most likely still see my Material stuck in the escalator screaming out "Sara was 'ere!"

Have a fabulous Weekend.
Enjoy
   -Sara, bohemianbeauty6